| Jeff
Turtle's Career In The Armed Forces
Jeff tried to hitch-hike to California. Somewhere
in the middle of nowhere the starving guy was
picked up by a recruiter who offered him a job
in the Army. Jeff became a Special Forces Reconnaissance
Helmet. His new master, Staff Sergeant Mat Baumgart,
was pretty tough on Jeff. Boot camp did Jeff very
well, and soon he was promoted to be the platoon
leader's helmet. Jeff served his country heroically
until he retired after someone in a rough bar
fight had smashed a whiskey glass onto his shell.
Jeff , devastated, returned to Hinterland where
his dreams finally became true: He became the star model
at TurtleShop.com and his unique and downwinding
career began.
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